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The Terrorists are Winning

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

With less than two weeks to go before my Europe departure date, I’m starting to get a little nervous about the fact that my passport has yet to show up. Even worse, I now have to deal with the Passport Center’s Automated Appointment Service in an attempt to make a bail out appointment for next week, should my passport never arrive. The message, seemingly read by the Performance Artist from Family Guy, is so brutal I had to post it. See if you can make it to the point where the guy with the Speak ‘N Spell voice reads off every single letter of the web address without slitting your wrists. This is what the emo kids should be listening to.


  • At 5:40 PM, Blogger Al said…

    Wow, that was brutal.

    "Don't worry and don't contact us, we are extremely busy." Love that line.

  • At 10:08 PM, Blogger [a]musing/s said…

    i haven't gotten mine either, and i ordered it in like FEBRUARY. i called and got the, "unless you're leaving in the next 2 weeks, we're not going to respond to you" message. nice. that's ok, we'll just wing this trip on forged documents. can't kurt use his notary skills for something like that?


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